Video Games

Tutioral For How to Beat Your Kids

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If you are like me and have several kids (from several different mothers), you know how infuriating those kids can be with their beady little eyes and their crafty fingers. For the last few years, I have wanted to beat my kids. Seriously, I’ve been trying to beat my kids on a daily basis, and [...]

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BioShock Lego is Impressive, Waste of Time

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For those of you with the insatiable urge to stick bricks to one another to make things, and also played Bioshock, this post is for you. The man with no life Lego genius “Snyderman” over at www.brickshelf.com has re-created the Big Daddy and Little Sister from Bioshock using only original old-school Lego blocks (none of [...]

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Real Life Halo Sword Exists, Is 2x Pointy

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So someone out there named “Lionheartsrealm” has an e-bay store, and absolutely no life. They have created this 36 in. long deadly metal tweezer replica of the Energy Sword from Halo 2&3. The bidding has begun at $125.00, and has been climbing at a rapid rate all the way up to $127.45 (this guy is [...]

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Funshop Introduces 8-Bit Watch, is Blocky

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This site is now offering the “Galaxy” Watch that harkens back to the days of NES, Neon Clothing, and completely unsafe toys. For the price of W 77,000, which I’m told translates to roughly $82 USD, you can own this piece of nostalgia, while also being able to roughly approximate the time. I know I’ve [...]

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Microsoft is Sorry, Gives Free Game

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When Microsoft’s Xbox Live went down, tortured cries of those denied their Halo went up. Throughout much of January, Xbox Live experienced all sorts of issues, which were chronicled in an earlier post. While they have still not settled their legal dispute, Microsoft is issuing a formal apology of sorts to their faithful Xbox Live [...]

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Solar Powered Emulator is Real, Al Gore Rejoyces

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Apparently China is embracing the “Green Movement” that is taking the United States by storm (although the device is still Red, like China itself).www.chinavision.com is now offering a solar-powered MP4 player/NES & GBA Emulator.This 2gb beauty is not only eco-friendly, it also seems pretty awesome. Uniquely designed 2GB MP4 Player with 2 solar panels built [...]

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SNES Emulator Runs on iPhone, is Awesome

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Okay, okay. This is pretty sweet. There has already been a fast, working NES emulator, but coder, ZodTTD, has decided to step it up and develop an SNES emulator for the iPhone. Star Fox, Super Mario World, and Super Punch Out, among many others, are some of the best video games ever released. I love [...]

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Microsoft Gets Spanked, Lawyer Speaks Out

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Microsoft is facing a warranted class-action law suit after they reported record Xbox Live sales in December. In the suit filed on January 4, Texas gamers, Keith Kay, Orlando Perez, and Shannon Smith, claim that they, along with millions of other Xbox Live subscribers suffered over 5$ Million in damages. A little background: the surge [...]

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