Tic-Tac-Toe For Alcoholics is Awesome, Makes Room Spin

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Drunk glass

Finally, it seems that Brando has come up with a game aimed towards me, the unemployed alcoholic who spends most of their day trying to come up with new ways to stave off boredom while simultaneously drinking themselves into oblivion (and of course writing the occasional article).  Say hello to Tic-Tac-Toe: The Drinking Game!  It’s just like that childhood classic you remember from elementary school, but updated for today’s slovenly drunk.  Instead of being played with ink and paper, it’s now played with glass and alcohol (and apparently an iPhone?!).  I’m not sure what the rules are, but it seems like a sure-fire way to get really, really smashed.  If I had to guess, you’re supposed to fill up the shotglass markers with some kinda alcohol (I prefer gasoline) and then the loser has to drink all of the shots.  The problem with this formula is that the game being played is Tic-Tac-Toe, and it’s the one game that almost always ends in a tie.  So, in the event of a tie, everyone drinks?  I guess that way, instead of everyone feeling like a loser who can never win, everyone gets to drink, thus making everyone feel like a winner in the end.  Well, that’s until they wake up in a pool of their own vomit and realize that their whole life is a pathetic joke, and they just got drunk while playing Tic-Tac-Toe.

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