Tentacle Grape: Soda for the Sick Bastards

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Tentacle Grape

Sick bastards everywhere rejoyce!  “Mnemosyne LLC” has heard your cry, and has delivered to you a soda catered to your sick fetishes “unique tastes”.  Tentacle Grape is here to grape you right in the throat.  It’s a delicious blend of grape soda, and tentacle rape.  I reccommend ingesting it while using the uber-popular tentacle arm for maximum creepiness.

Mnemosyne is marketing the beverage as the “most delicious hentai soda on the market”.  This causes me to be concerned for several different reasons.  First off, there is a market for hentai sodas.  This should be enough to cause most stable-minded individuals to be slightly uncomfortable.  Second, this means that the other hentai sodas are less delicious than “tentacle grape”.  What could possibly be less appealing than grape soda and tentacles?  Is someone out there manufacturing “Creepy Old Man Orange” or “Gangbang Green Apple”?  All I know is that I wouldn’t want any such thing anywhere near my mouth.

Hentai-lovers are apparently not the thriftiest people in the world.  The soda is now available for pre-order, and the cost is slightly above the average for soda.  At $15.99 per six pack, this had better be the best damned rape grape soda I’ve ever tasted.  You can buy a six pack yourself here.  But keep in mind, I’ll be judging you the whole time… sicko.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Insomnic April 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Be wary… their shipping is $10 but the packing is thin styrofoam wrapping around individual bottles set loosely in a standard USPS box. 2 out of the 6 I ordered had broken or caps worked loose and dried grape soda ruined the other 4 bottles (for displaying).
Their customer service is horrible as well. No response to customer support tickets after their stated 48 hours and no response when leaving VM on their phone (never have gotten a human and sometimes don’t even get VM).
Very shoddy considering the premium cost of this niche product.

Insomnic April 30, 2009 at 11:17 am

Well… they contact me back actually and are sending me a double order as a replacement. They were friendly and apologetic about the problem and have completely made up for any frustration I’ve had with this order (as long as it arrives intact this time).

Insomnic June 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Well.. I was wrong. More broken bottles and I was never able to talk to a person or get a response in their support system again…

Squidfan November 3, 2011 at 10:17 am

Judge not lest ye be judged.
You can judge me all you want, ill just lol cuz umad

lol December 30, 2011 at 2:32 pm

did it taste good?

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