Sick bastards everywhere rejoyce! “Mnemosyne LLC” has heard your cry, and has delivered to you a soda catered to your
sick fetishes “unique tastes”. Tentacle Grape is here to grape you right in the throat. It’s a delicious blend of grape soda, and tentacle rape. I reccommend ingesting it while using the uber-popular tentacle arm for maximum creepiness.
Mnemosyne is marketing the beverage as the “most delicious hentai soda on the market”. This causes me to be concerned for several different reasons. First off, there is a market for hentai sodas. This should be enough to cause most stable-minded individuals to be slightly uncomfortable. Second, this means that the other hentai sodas are less delicious than “tentacle grape”. What could possibly be less appealing than grape soda and tentacles? Is someone out there manufacturing “Creepy Old Man Orange” or “Gangbang Green Apple”? All I know is that I wouldn’t want any such thing anywhere near my mouth.
Hentai-lovers are apparently not the thriftiest people in the world. The soda is now available for pre-order, and the cost is slightly above the average for soda. At $15.99 per six pack, this had better be the best damned
rape grape soda I’ve ever tasted. You can buy a six pack yourself here. But keep in mind, I’ll be judging you the whole time… sicko.