I like to go fast. I mean fast. I like to be going fast in everything I do. And, I like to know exactly how fast I’m going. I run like like a cheetah, drive like a mad man, swim like a fish, and bike like I have testicular cancer. […]

Today, ladies and gentlemen, is a dark day in computing history. It seems that hippies have figured out how to use computers, and have started making their own peripherals. No longer do nerds own the gadgetry realm exclusively. Say hello to the harbinger of doom: The USB Aromatherapy Oil Burner. This […]

If you like to rock out, like me, then you’re going to want to enjoy some nice digital quality sound from your instrument. This usb headset hack shows you how to add a quarter inch input into the headset, making it just like other valuable recording headsets that sell for far more. Got it? […]

So let’s get straight to the point: I’m fat.  Like huge fat.  Like, so fat that they had a National Geographic special about me kind of fat.  The reason: Internet Pornography Video Games keep me from ever seeing natural light.  Now, the good folks over at www.thinkgeek.com have devised a way to force me to […]

So, I got lost in the mountains this weekend, camping, when suddenly, a mountain lion jumped out of the bushes and attacked me. I finally scared it off with my tentacle arm, but only after the ferocious beast took out my legs. I was lost, immobile, and, worst of all, my cellphone was dead. […]

Remember those “Livestrong” bracelets (and all of the knock-offs they spawned)? Well, it seems the good folks over at chinavision have come up with one to raise Virgin awareness. By this, I mean that if you wear one of these, everyone will be aware of the fact that you are, without a […]