Tentacle Grape: Soda for the Sick Bastards

January 7, 2009

Sick bastards everywhere rejoyce!  “Mnemosyne LLC” has heard your cry, and has delivered to you a soda catered to your sick fetishes “unique tastes”.  Tentacle Grape is here to grape you right in the throat.  It’s a delicious blend of grape soda, and tentacle rape.  I reccommend ingesting it while using the uber-popular tentacle arm [...]

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Mechanical Tentacle Is Real, Japanese School Girls Run In Fear

March 10, 2008

Tentacle fetish fans and perverts rejoice. This piece of machinery, constructed by Make member, isobot, looks like vertebra and is called a mechanical tentacle. It is intended for undefined robotic applications, but I think it’s use is clear. Obviously, this is intended for roboticly molesting women on Japanese subways, much like the good ol’ tentacle [...]

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Tentacle Arm is Real, Japanese Perverts Rejoyce

January 18, 2008

The Gaia Online Website, despite its vast catalogue of incredibly creepy awesome items, has come up with what is its creepiest most awesome item ever. Enter the “Tentacle Arm”. The website lauds the superiority of suction cups over our primitive “apelike arms”. I don’t know about you, but I thought that whole “opposing thumbs” thing [...]

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