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Motorola Nest: Filling All Your Asymmetrical Needs

Thumbnail image for Motorola Nest: Filling All Your Asymmetrical Needs May 18, 2009

Motorola hasn’t had a hit phone since the Razr debuted back in 1983 (or at least it feels like that long ago).  The Razr was what people wanted; it was slim, innovative, had a decent camera for the time, and sported a great display.  Rather than improving upon that concept with new phones, they kept [...]

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Oster Introduces Touch Screen Blender, Integrated MP3 Soon to Follow

Thumbnail image for Oster Introduces Touch Screen Blender, Integrated MP3 Soon to Follow May 18, 2009

Beloved blender manufacturer Oster is bringing to market an entirely unnecessary upgrade to their line of blenders.  Say hello to the Oster Blender with eLume Touchscreen!  If all of those unsightly buttons and knobs on your current blender are an eyesore in your sleek, modern, touchable kitchen then Oster has some fantastic news for you.  [...]

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USB Rechargable Shaver: Why?

Thumbnail image for USB Rechargable Shaver: Why? August 21, 2008

I’m starting to think that the electrical outlet’s days are numbered, as all things will soon be powered by USB.  First it was mice and keyboards, then media devices and hard drives, soon after that all sorts of things started popping up like refrigerators, flashlights, dancing hula girls and fans.  Now we can shave via [...]

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5 Second Stadium Toy is Stopwatch Minus Functionality

Thumbnail image for 5 Second Stadium Toy is Stopwatch Minus Functionality August 20, 2008

Asovision (most likely pronounced ASS-oh-vision) is the mastermind behind this new Olympics-inspired Quasi-Game.  The 5 Second Stadium Toy is basically a stopwatch without a screen displaying the passage of time.  Instead, there are just a couple of lights that let you know whether or not you have pressed the stop button at exactly the five [...]

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Wii Squeeze is Unnecessary; Stupid

Thumbnail image for Wii Squeeze is Unnecessary; Stupid August 19, 2008

Hot on the heels of WiiFit, some guy company by the name of “InterAction Laboratories” has come up with this ridiculous Wii Squeeze peripheral.  As would be expected of such an insipid idea, Nintendo has not offered their support to this gadget, but InterAction Labs is optimistic.  They extoll the virtues of their device by [...]

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Minimal Dual Clock is Overwhelmingly Underwhelming

Thumbnail image for Minimal Dual Clock is Overwhelmingly Underwhelming February 29, 2008

Are you a busy person?  Do you have places to be and people to see?  Do you need to know what time it is, both in Analog and Digital?  If you answered yes to that last question, then some jackass Daniel Jarr has come up with the clock that you need to own.  On top [...]

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Liscio Images Surface, Zero Details Emerge

Thumbnail image for Liscio Images Surface, Zero Details Emerge January 23, 2008

It seems that Viral Marketing campaigns are all the rage these days, and it seems that some company out there is coupling a Viral campaign with a Cloverfield-esque product reveal. With literally zero details, and only a handful of mysterious images, the “Liscio” has captured the imaginations of some UK tech bloggers. The phone, supposedly [...]

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Disintegrator is Terrifying, Rubber Companies Rejoyce

Thumbnail image for Disintegrator is Terrifying, Rubber Companies Rejoyce January 16, 2008

If you’ve ever wanted to lay siege to a small country using only rubber bands as ammunition, then the Disintegrator is just what you’ve been waiting for. This wooden rubber band launcher fires standard-sized #36 rubber bands a distance of up to 22 feet at a rate of 40 per second. You can either lug [...]

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