Coconut Amp Amplifies, Is Deadlier Than Shark

FACT: You are more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than you are from a shark attack.
FACT: Coconuts are more dangerous than flying.
FACT: This coconut is a guitar amplifier.
FACT: Today is deadly amp day. If the Discovery Channel can devote an entire week to sharks, then we can devote today to deadly amps. […]