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2GB Skull Ring is Bad, Ass

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Solid Alliance, a company that is well-known for USB Accessories made for the today’s goth/nerd on the go, has decided that a skull ring would be the best vehicle for their new storage solution.  No longer do goth nerds need to carry around functionless chunks of metal on their fingers in the name of being [...]

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Family Guy/Star Wars Bobbleheads: Nerds and Collectors Rejoyce!

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Urban Outfitters (proprietors of all things hip, ironic, and kitsch), is now offering some cool bobble heads in honor of the Star Wars episode of Family Guy.  There are three models as of right now: Darth Stewie, ChewBrian, and Quag-3P0 (but I assume that if they sell well enough, there will be more to come).  [...]

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How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else

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How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else So, you’re annoying. You annoy people by constantly correcting their English or grammar; you swear in chatrooms and constantly use leet speak; you annoy people by pointing out when they are wrong; you breathe heavily through you nose, making that whistling sound; and to top it off, [...]

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Guitar Hero Shirt Shows Off Your Star Power, Also Warrants Smack Upside The Head

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This shirt features the Gibson SG design, complete with clicky strum piece and whammy bar. It challenges the Guitar Hero Air Guitar for the “how to show you’re obsessed with Guitar Hero in the lamest way, possible” award. With this, you can rock out (‘with your cock out’ is not recommended, and probably substantiates a [...]

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It’s Official: You’re Lazy. Get The Towel Matic.

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The Towel Matic is not the epitome of human intelligence.  Towel Matic does not show off your money. Towel Matic does use a sensor to dispense paper towels to your hand. Towel Matic does show us how lazy you really are. I mean, come on. Do you really need to add seconds to your towel [...]

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EVO Scooter Accentuates Your Lameness

Thumbnail image for EVO Scooter Accentuates Your Lameness February 11, 2008

So, this thing is basically a Razor scooter for the “eco-friendly” adult. I call shenanigans. The only real difference is the fact that this thing folds one more time and locks into place. I’m also willing to bet that it costs more, but then again, I have lost a lot of money gambling. Like really [...]

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Evergreen’s Mouse/Gamepad is Crime Against Nature

Thumbnail image for Evergreen’s Mouse/Gamepad is Crime Against Nature February 8, 2008

The Evergreen Genius Navigator 365 is an incomprehensibly named mouse/gamepad for people who don’t mind using shoddy mice and gamepads, as long as they get to save a little space. It features a 1600 dpi laser mouse and if you open up the mouse, you find a barely fully functional gamepad that consists of 6 [...]

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JVC’s Surround Sound Cubes Make Noise

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JVC has just unleashed the SP-A440 Surround Sound Simulators upon an unsuspecting Japan.  It seems that these boxy little bastards are causing mass confusion among the general population.  There are only two speakers, yet they sound nothing exactly like more expensive, space-consuming surround sound systems.  Each of the two speakers house a pair of 1.3 [...]

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