Urban Outfitters (proprietors of all things hip, ironic, and kitsch), is now offering some cool bobble heads in honor of the Star Wars episode of Family Guy.  There are three models as of right now: Darth Stewie, ChewBrian, and Quag-3P0 (but I assume that if they sell well enough, there will be more to come).  […]

How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else
So, you’re annoying. You annoy people by constantly correcting their English or grammar; you swear in chatrooms and constantly use leet speak; you annoy people by pointing out when they are wrong; you breathe heavily through you nose, making that whistling sound; and to top it off, you […]

This shirt features the Gibson SG design, complete with clicky strum piece and whammy bar. It challenges the Guitar Hero Air Guitar for the “how to show you’re obsessed with Guitar Hero in the lamest way, possible” award. With this, you can rock out (’with your cock out’ is not recommended, and probably substantiates a […]

The Towel Matic is not the epitome of human intelligence.  Towel Matic does not show off your money. Towel Matic does use a sensor to dispense paper towels to your hand. Towel Matic does show us how lazy you really are.
I mean, come on. Do you really need to add seconds to your towel fetching […]

So, this thing is basically a Razor scooter for the “eco-friendly” adult. I call shenanigans. The only real difference is the fact that this thing folds one more time and locks into place. I’m also willing to bet that it costs more, but then again, I have lost a lot of money gambling. Like […]

The Evergreen Genius Navigator 365 is an incomprehensibly named mouse/gamepad for people who don’t mind using shoddy mice and gamepads, as long as they get to save a little space. It features a 1600 dpi laser mouse and if you open up the mouse, you find a barely fully functional gamepad that consists of […]

JVC has just unleashed the SP-A440 Surround Sound Simulators upon an unsuspecting Japan.  It seems that these boxy little bastards are causing mass confusion among the general population.  There are only two speakers, yet they sound nothing exactly like more expensive, space-consuming surround sound systems.  Each of the two speakers house a pair of 1.3 […]

This fly ring, sold at Etsy.com, makes it look like you have a pet fly that never leaves your finger. Not being cool (or fly), at all, you might wonder why I decided to write about it. Well, let me tell you. I went over to the product page to find the price, but […]