Mickey is Creepy, Likely a Copyright Violation

I’m not exactly sure how to describe this product, so I’m going to go ahead and let Brando’s own description do the work for me, before I begin making fun of it.
Eco-Power Swinging Head Card/Photo Holder: Mickey Mouse NoHoHon (Japanese for “relaxation”) works on the principal of perpetual motion. Mickey Mouse relaxes your senses […]