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Real Thumb Drive is Creepy, Creeps Me Out

Thumbnail image for Real Thumb Drive is Creepy, Creeps Me Out September 15, 2008

Have you even wanted a thumb drive that was capable of both storing your vital data, as well as scaring the ever-loving shit out of small children?  Well, if so, I have some great news!  Now available over at USB Geek is the USB Real Thumb Drive!  This literal thumb drive sports standard USB 2.0 transfer [...]

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Steampunk/Borg Taxidermy Is… Um… Unique

Thumbnail image for Steampunk/Borg Taxidermy Is… Um… Unique March 11, 2008

If you’re like me, then you have loads of stuffed animals in your home. I’m not talking plush and cotton. I’m talking taxidermy. Yes, my home will creep you out more than Michael Jackson at the playground, or Michael Vick at the dog park, or me watching you sleep. It’s creepy. Artist, Lisa Black, has [...]

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6-LED Cap Light, Because You Can’t Wear a Miner’s Hat In the House

Thumbnail image for 6-LED Cap Light, Because You Can’t Wear a Miner’s Hat In the House February 27, 2008

It looks like those crazy geniuses over at Brando have done it yet again.  In a bold follow up to their 5-LED Cap Light, these gentlemen have made the unprecedented move to SIX LEDs!  The light array is designed to be clipped on to the bill of any hat that you want to look ridiculous [...]

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Mickey is Creepy, Likely a Copyright Violation

Thumbnail image for Mickey is Creepy, Likely a Copyright Violation February 21, 2008

I’m not exactly sure how to describe this product, so I’m going to go ahead and let Brando’s own description do the work for me, before I begin making fun of it. Eco-Power Swinging Head Card/Photo Holder: Mickey Mouse NoHoHon (Japanese for “relaxation”) works on the principal of perpetual motion. Mickey Mouse relaxes your senses [...]

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New Elmo Seeks To Destroy Childhood

Thumbnail image for New Elmo Seeks To Destroy Childhood February 19, 2008

This new Elmo toy debuted at the toy fair in New York City. It is the most life-like to-date. He dances, tells stories, and has automated responses to certain stimuli and words. I can say, with much certainty, this Elmo is at least as creepy as the guy presenting it. I would try as hard [...]

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Mini-Fake Soccer Exists, Is Depressing

Thumbnail image for Mini-Fake Soccer Exists, Is Depressing February 4, 2008

If you’re poor, drunk, and like soccer, this device is most likely for you (although one can only barely call it a device).  Brando has taken the liberty of skewering some poor pewter figures to sticks, and attaching said sticks to a miniature version of a soccer field.  This 280g field (which I think translates [...]

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iPhone Telescope, For Your Long-Distance Creepy Needs

Thumbnail image for iPhone Telescope, For Your Long-Distance Creepy Needs January 24, 2008

Brando, the company who seems to make a telescoping lens for everything, has decided to put their handiwork towards a telephoto lens for the iPhone. Selling for $19, you can now look like a total creeper while taking pictures with your iPhone. To put it into Brando’s own completely incomprehensible totally clear words… The new [...]

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Tentacle Arm is Real, Japanese Perverts Rejoyce

Thumbnail image for Tentacle Arm is Real, Japanese Perverts Rejoyce January 18, 2008

The Gaia Online Website, despite its vast catalogue of incredibly creepy awesome items, has come up with what is its creepiest most awesome item ever. Enter the “Tentacle Arm”. The website lauds the superiority of suction cups over our primitive “apelike arms”. I don’t know about you, but I thought that whole “opposing thumbs” thing [...]

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