Have you even wanted a thumb drive that was capable of both storing your vital data, as well as scaring the ever-loving shit out of small children?  Well, if so, I have some great news!  Now available over at USB Geek is the USB Real Thumb Drive!  This literal thumb drive sports standard USB 2.0 […]

 
Finally, it seems that Brando has come up with a game aimed towards me, the unemployed alcoholic who spends most of their day trying to come up with new ways to stave off boredom while simultaneously drinking themselves into oblivion (and of course writing the occasional article).  Say hello to Tic-Tac-Toe: The Drinking Game!  It’s […]

With 5 different kinds charging attachments, there is a good chance that this bad boy is capable of charging your cell phone using only the sweet sweet nectar known as “sunlight”. Normally, products from Brando are the object of much ridicule from this site. This product, however, will only be the object […]

 
It looks like those crazy geniuses over at Brando have done it yet again.  In a bold follow up to their 5-LED Cap Light, these gentlemen have made the unprecedented move to SIX LEDs!  The light array is designed to be clipped on to the bill of any hat that you want to look ridiculous […]

If you’re poor, drunk, and like soccer, this device is most likely for you (although one can only barely call it a device).  Brando has taken the liberty of skewering some poor pewter figures to sticks, and attaching said sticks to a miniature version of a soccer field.  This 280g field (which I think translates […]

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#3 iPhone Unlock Card Exists, Details Ambiguous

I don’t know how this one made it, but it did. You guys showed us that you are interested in the useless.

#2 Funshop Introduces 8-Bit Watch, is […]

Brando, proprietors of all things bizzare and poorly-described, have come up with a new way to unlock your iPhone. With 250,000 unlocked iPhones floating around out there (yes, floating), it’s about time someone did the unnecessary and created a hardware/SIM-based solution to unlock the iPhone… at least that’s what I think it does. […]

Brando, the company who seems to make a telescoping lens for everything, has decided to put their handiwork towards a telephoto lens for the iPhone. Selling for $19, you can now look like a total creeper while taking pictures with your iPhone. To put it into Brando’s own completely incomprehensible totally clear words…
The […]