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Real Thumb Drive is Creepy, Creeps Me Out

Thumbnail image for Real Thumb Drive is Creepy, Creeps Me Out September 15, 2008

Have you even wanted a thumb drive that was capable of both storing your vital data, as well as scaring the ever-loving shit out of small children?  Well, if so, I have some great news!  Now available over at USB Geek is the USB Real Thumb Drive!  This literal thumb drive sports standard USB 2.0 transfer [...]

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Tic-Tac-Toe For Alcoholics is Awesome, Makes Room Spin

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Finally, it seems that Brando has come up with a game aimed towards me, the unemployed alcoholic who spends most of their day trying to come up with new ways to stave off boredom while simultaneously drinking themselves into oblivion (and of course writing the occasional article).  Say hello to Tic-Tac-Toe: The Drinking Game!  It’s [...]

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Solar Keychain Cell Phone Charger is Awesome, Potentially Lifesaving

Thumbnail image for Solar Keychain Cell Phone Charger is Awesome, Potentially Lifesaving March 6, 2008

With 5 different kinds charging attachments, there is a good chance that this bad boy is capable of charging your cell phone using only the sweet sweet nectar known as “sunlight”. Normally, products from Brando are the object of much ridicule from this site. This product, however, will only be the object of slight ridicule [...]

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6-LED Cap Light, Because You Can’t Wear a Miner’s Hat In the House

Thumbnail image for 6-LED Cap Light, Because You Can’t Wear a Miner’s Hat In the House February 27, 2008

It looks like those crazy geniuses over at Brando have done it yet again.  In a bold follow up to their 5-LED Cap Light, these gentlemen have made the unprecedented move to SIX LEDs!  The light array is designed to be clipped on to the bill of any hat that you want to look ridiculous [...]

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Mini-Fake Soccer Exists, Is Depressing

Thumbnail image for Mini-Fake Soccer Exists, Is Depressing February 4, 2008

If you’re poor, drunk, and like soccer, this device is most likely for you (although one can only barely call it a device).  Brando has taken the liberty of skewering some poor pewter figures to sticks, and attaching said sticks to a miniature version of a soccer field.  This 280g field (which I think translates [...]

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Best of January

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It’s a little late, but we’ve been busy. This is where we get to show you your top 3 articles of the month. #3 iPhone Unlock Card Exists, Details Ambiguous I don’t know how this one made it, but it did. You guys showed us that you are interested in the useless. #2 Funshop Introduces [...]

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iPhone Unlock Card Exists, Details Ambiguous

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Brando, proprietors of all things bizzare and poorly-described, have come up with a new way to unlock your iPhone. With 250,000 unlocked iPhones floating around out there (yes, floating), it’s about time someone did the unnecessary and created a hardware/SIM-based solution to unlock the iPhone… at least that’s what I think it does. The Brando [...]

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iPhone Telescope, For Your Long-Distance Creepy Needs

Thumbnail image for iPhone Telescope, For Your Long-Distance Creepy Needs January 24, 2008

Brando, the company who seems to make a telescoping lens for everything, has decided to put their handiwork towards a telephoto lens for the iPhone. Selling for $19, you can now look like a total creeper while taking pictures with your iPhone. To put it into Brando’s own completely incomprehensible totally clear words… The new [...]

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