Rubber Band Artillery For Sale, Disintigrator not Threatened

In 1932, the Great Rubber Band War was won by Sweden with the help of the vast Disintigrator-toting Swede army. The unsung hero of this bloodless rampage was the Mini Rubber Band Artillery, manned by the diminutive Icelanders. They cut through the poor defenseless French like a hot knife through a cold croissant. With word [...]