Russian Scientists Seek To Recreate Big Bang and Time Travel. Bill Nye’s Head Explodes.


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Large Hadron Collider

Two Russian scientists seem to think that their Large Hadron Collider, a particle accelerator, may pave the way for time travel. This sucker is being buit at the European Particle Physics Centre, near Geneva, in Switzerland. The scientists will attempt put the Big Bang theory into practice by smashing small particles together at extreme speeds. They may start testing this shiz as early as May. Yes, nothing proclaims, “THE END IS NEAR, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE,” like creating a Large Hadron Collider, and then putting it to use (I totally know what I’m talking about – don’t question it). This news is worthy of making Bill Nye‘s head blow up. Which, coincidentally, is an affliction not curable by science (disclaimer: may be prevented by time travel). Hear that, Science Guy? Take your “answers” and go home.

source. Thanks for the tip, Anna

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movement September 22, 2008 at 9:27 am

i totally agree that this is a bad idea. What scary is that they don think so. CAvemen trying to get a fire started is the intent here. They know what it suppose to do but don know that they can get burned in the process and everyone else

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