New, from everyone’s favorite friends at Fred and Friends, comes the PacMan Hothead. This nifty little kitchen gadget is the bastard child of video game icon PacMan, and kitchen standby OvenMit. The PacMan Hothead must have caused Ms. PacMan quite a shock. His refusal to take her hand in marriage was always a little off-putting to her, and now it all makes sense. He wasn’t willing to take that step simply because he was involved with the enchanting Ms. OvenMit over at Fred and Friends.
I’ve been looking for years in hopes of finding a way to nerd up my kitchen a little, and this seems to be the answer. This all-silicone beauty can protect your hands from those annoying 3rd degree burns you always suffer when you try and take cookie sheets straight out of the oven. I think I might actually purchase two of them so I perform PacMan puppet theatre and post it on YouTube.
No word on availability yet, but I’m sure you’ll be able to pick them up over at your favorite proprietor of all things kitsch Urban Outfitters. While you’re there, maybe you can also pick up a shirt that says, “I’m a huge douche” or “I’m wearing this shirt to be ironic”. I also hear that you need to have a mustache to work there now, and must always look sad and/or disinterested whenever a customer approaches you.