Tentacle Grape: Soda for the Sick Bastards

Tentacle Grape Icon January 7, 2009

Sick bastards everywhere rejoyce!  “Mnemosyne LLC” has heard your cry, and has delivered to you a soda catered to your sick fetishes “unique tastes”.  Tentacle Grape is here to grape you right in the throat.  It’s a delicious blend of grape soda, and tentacle rape.  I reccommend ingesting it while using the uber-popular tentacle arm [...]

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Cooking With The Force

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I have to announce something to the world wide web: I love to cook. I buy cookbooks. I watch the Food Network. I even go to kitchen supply stores and just look at all the wondrous gadgets and utensils. I am also a sucker for all things gimmicky. So, it seems as though somebody had [...]

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Sad Man Finds Out Nobody Misses Him

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Okay, so I assume you have all seen those ads that claim that people from your graduating class have already signed up and are looking for you (presumably that girl you pined for all through puberty). Well, apparently somebody actually believed them and signed up only to find out that, in fact, nobody was [...]

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‘S’ is for Sarlacc

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Looks like somebody went about creating a nifty little alphabet using Star Wars characters. This looks like a great way to teach a child the complexities of the Star Wars mythos and the alphabet at the same time. I wish somebody had made stuff like this when I was a kid. I had to go [...]

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Beautification Software And The Beast

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Scientist in Israel have developed a “beautification engine” that subtly (or drastically) alters a person’s face based on the opinions of 68 men and women from Israel and Germany. The people used in the experiment were asked to look at photographs of various men and women and pick the most attractive, from this data the [...]

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Tilt-Shift Video Tricks Your Eyes … Silly Eyes

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Beached from Keith Loutit on Vimeo. An Aussie by the name of Keith Loutit has put together these amazing time-lapse photos using a tilt-shift lense. For those of you not willing to read a lengthy Wikipedia article, tilt-shift lenses have been around for awhile and what they do is shift the lense of a camera [...]

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Ford Builds A Car Only A Mother Could Love

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Have you ever yearned to return to the days of learning how to drive, your mom sitting in the passenger seat, clutching the dashboard for dear life every time she sees brake lights come on? I would venture to guess most teens with a recently acquired license would answer with a resounding “not really”, but [...]

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Batter Blaster: Good Idea?

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Okay, so forgive me if you have seen this before, but I just stumbled upon the disturbing (yet appealing) Batter Blaster. Basically, it is premixed pancake batter in a pressurized can similar to whipped cream that allows you to just squirt the stuff right onto the pan. There are two very important things to note [...]

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