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iPhone 5 Announced – Thinnest iPhone Yet, Gets 4-inch Display, A6, LTE

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Who would have thought that apple would be announcing the iPhone 5 today? Oh right… everyone. The new phone is 20 percent lighter and 18 percent thinner than the iphone 4s. We get faster internnets with the long-awaited support for 3G/4G LTE networks. The maker also claims that the new A6 processor it houses is [...]

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Missing Link Found, I’m Related to Lemurs?!

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National Geographic has gone too far.  It’s one thing displaying the naughty bits of indigenous people, it’s another thing entirely to tell me that I’m the distant relative of this hideous beast.  It’s enough being related to these people, now I have a whole other branch of my family tree to be ashamed of.  Wasn’t [...]

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What I Just Saw Out My Window

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As evident by the picture, Pixar is promoting Up through the classic medium of blimps. I just saw this one fly by and couldn’t help but feel manipulated. I immediately ran outside and yelled, “I was going to see it anyway, you needn’t use the airship!” I got this picture before it flew away. I [...]

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Momentarily Freak People Out And Then Forever Be Labled A Jackass

Thumbnail image for Momentarily Freak People Out And Then Forever Be Labled A Jackass May 20, 2009

I’ve recently been looking for a way to fake mortal wounds while surfing during the winter months. I feel no need to explain why, but this search has been mostly fruitless until now. It seems that Diddo (the designer, not the singer from that Eminem song or the sex toy) has come up with a [...]

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Stanley From ‘The Office’ To Play Doc Louis In Upcoming ‘Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!’ Movie

Thumbnail image for Stanley From ‘The Office’ To Play Doc Louis In Upcoming ‘Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!’ Movie May 19, 2009

Actor, Leslie David Baker (Stanley Hudson from the hit show, The Office), confirmed today that he will be playing Doc Louis in ‘Punch-Out!!’. A movie based on the critically-acclaimed Nintendo Entertainment System game, 1987′s very own, Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!. Get Excited. Okay. I lied. I am a liar. My girlfriend says that I lie to [...]

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Wind-It Aims to Bolster Power Grid, Post-It Unavailable for Comment

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Electrical transmission towers, those ugly monuments to our reliance on electricity, have been long overdue for an upgrade.  As a part of Metropolis Magazine’s Next Generation Contest, designed to drum up innovative ideas to “fix our energy addiction”, a trio of French designers came up with the Wind-It.  The basic idea is to install these [...]

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Motorola Nest: Filling All Your Asymmetrical Needs

Thumbnail image for Motorola Nest: Filling All Your Asymmetrical Needs May 18, 2009

Motorola hasn’t had a hit phone since the Razr debuted back in 1983 (or at least it feels like that long ago).  The Razr was what people wanted; it was slim, innovative, had a decent camera for the time, and sported a great display.  Rather than improving upon that concept with new phones, they kept [...]

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Oster Introduces Touch Screen Blender, Integrated MP3 Soon to Follow

Thumbnail image for Oster Introduces Touch Screen Blender, Integrated MP3 Soon to Follow May 18, 2009

Beloved blender manufacturer Oster is bringing to market an entirely unnecessary upgrade to their line of blenders.  Say hello to the Oster Blender with eLume Touchscreen!  If all of those unsightly buttons and knobs on your current blender are an eyesore in your sleek, modern, touchable kitchen then Oster has some fantastic news for you.  [...]

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