Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 is Crazy, Disintigrator Not Impressed

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Nerf Vulcan

If you like sticking small suction-cup tipped darts to things with glass surfaces, then Nerf has some great news for you.  If you’re over the age of 13, then you’re probably not that interested in this news.  The Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 is a fully-automatic, belt-driven, 25 dart-launching behemoth of a Nerf gun.  The product description touts the confusing jargon awesome technical aspects of the gun.

This impressive blaster comes complete with a fold-up tripod to steady your aim, 25 sonic micro darts that whistle through the air when launched and a 25-dart belt. The NERF N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25 blaster features the Tactical Rail System allowing players to customize their blaster for each mission – for example, players can use the green ‘night vision’ Tactical Light accessory (sold separately) for nighttime missions.

I don’t know what a sonic micro dart is, but I can tell you what it isn’t: a rubber band.  Also, I’m not sure what a tactical rail system is, but I can tell you what it isn’t: balsa wood.  These are my preferred choices of ammo and weapon technology.  They also happen to be the key components of the Disinitgrator: the world’s greatest form of toy-gun technology.  Well, next to an AK-47, that is.  Some of you might say that an AK-47 “isn’t a toy”, but toys are fun, and have you ever shot a bunch of hippies with an AK-47?  I’m telling you, it’s the most fun you’ll have all week.


{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

yes!! March 31, 2008 at 3:43 pm

u do not suck

DSman195276 August 6, 2008 at 6:31 am

sweet! i can’t wait to get one! i just need to make some money.

and lots of people older then 13 play with nerf guns. i am 14 and i like nerf, mostly moding nerf guns but you get the point.

Nick August 20, 2008 at 7:28 am

No. I do not get the point. Go get a life.

scott08495 November 22, 2008 at 9:25 am

oh snap this looks cool I have got to get it lol. UPDATE
I got it and it is SICK it shoots pretty fàr so yea check it out

John December 3, 2008 at 7:19 am

Man, this is awesome!!! I’m totally gettin it. And yes, people way older than 13 play with Nerf guns, all the time. Nick, if ur here to harass somone about likin nerf u can go fuck urself!!!

cameron February 19, 2009 at 10:53 am


gabriel November 1, 2009 at 10:00 am

Es jenial mens

Steen Jakobsen June 19, 2010 at 12:03 am

The Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 looks very good. My son Jonas is crazy about it. He’ll like to know, where he can buy it (Denmark) and how much the price on it is.

vernon February 19, 2011 at 11:02 am

I just bought two from toys r us and neither works on auto fire

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