I’m not exactly sure how to describe this product, so I’m going to go ahead and let Brando’s own description do the work for me, before I begin making fun of it.
Eco-Power Swinging Head Card/Photo Holder: Mickey Mouse NoHoHon (Japanese for “relaxation”) works on the principal of perpetual motion. Mickey Mouse relaxes your senses and invites you into a calming world. He needs no batteries as the warm, bright rays of the sun energizes him. So sit back, takes a deep breath and embrace the calming, relaxing influence of NoHoHon.
So there you have it… this is the Eco-Power (which I suppose means that it’s “Green”), swinging head (so you cannot focus clearly on the photo being displayed), Mickey Mouse NoHoHon (Seriously, did Disney give you guys the go-ahead for this ridiculous product?). Apparently if I buy this, put a picture in it, and then place it in the sun, it will “invite me into a calming world”. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I could trust the calming world it would invite me into; I think it would be about as calming as this guy’s world. Apparently they also have Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse card holders, but I don’t know where you can find them. More creepy after the jump.