This is for you people that love to eat ass. So, I was browsing through ebay and I spotted this out of the corner of my eye and I did a major double take. Apparently, this is 100 percent totally legitimate. The winner of this auction gets a 14.75 ounce can of… um… goose assholes. The ingredients consist of: varying size and maturity assholes, water, tomatoes, corn syrup, salt, enzyme modified cheddar cheese, carrots, citric acid and natural flavorings. Bidding has ended, so you have missed out on the opportunity to eat some ass. I, on the other hand, now have a decadent can of goose sphincter to share with my dinner guests tonight. A few more pics after the jump.
Thank you, ebay, I guess.