Manhattan Style Goose Assholes… Wait, What?


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Goose Assholes

This is for you people that love to eat ass. So, I was browsing through ebay and I spotted this out of the corner of my eye and I did a major double take. Apparently, this is 100 percent totally legitimate. The winner of this auction gets a 14.75 ounce can of… um… goose assholes. The ingredients consist of: varying size and maturity assholes, water, tomatoes, corn syrup, salt, enzyme modified cheddar cheese, carrots, citric acid and natural flavorings. Bidding has ended, so you have missed out on the opportunity to eat some ass. I, on the other hand, now have a decadent can of goose sphincter to share with my dinner guests tonight. A few more pics after the jump.

the back labelmore action from the rear.. haha, pun’d

Thank you, ebay, I guess.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Electro^Plankton February 1, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Eww, I hope those birds ran an enema first. I’m not tryin to toss no dirty salad.

ryan fresh February 1, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Hahaha. Ya, man, gross.

Homietowa April 29, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s just a label. You carefully peel off the label of any 14 oz. can (say, Spaghettios) and put this one in its place. Funny gag though

pissed October 15, 2009 at 1:43 pm

thanks alot Homietowa, you ruined this for me!
i peeled back my label off my sacred goose assholes to find remains of a corn label.

and then….the fish assholes
GREEN BEANS!!!!!

my dream is ruined.
GFYS

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