The Towel Matic is not the epitome of human intelligence. Towel Matic does not show off your money. Towel Matic does use a sensor to dispense paper towels to your hand. Towel Matic does show us how lazy you really are.
I mean, come on. Do you really need to add seconds to your towel fetching time just because you’re too lazy to grab and pull? Why would you consider spending money on this? I have a power paper towel dispenser, already. It’s called my hand, and it’s powered by my arm. I’ve said it before, and I’m going to say it again: shame on you, humanity. Shame.