iPhone Telescope, For Your Long-Distance Creepy Needs

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iPhone Telescope

Brando, the company who seems to make a telescoping lens for everything, has decided to put their handiwork towards a telephoto lens for the iPhone. Selling for $19, you can now look like a total creeper while taking pictures with your iPhone. To put it into Brando’s own completely incomprehensible totally clear words…

The new design to run of rays can effectively avoid the contortion of image, and makes the super wide angle, the larger luminous flux, the higher visual acuteness, good for color reduction, which makes the high quality of photography.

I’m pretty sure the person who wrote this does not actually speak english, but may have quickly glanced at some sort of hybrid camera/telescope wiki article edited by a 9 year-old special ed student. I would get one of these, but I have my own methods for snooping around on people that don’t require a screw-on attachment for a phone I don’t have. Unfortunately, my method does not come with the ability to “larger luminous flux”, but I’m working that that one. Until then, one point to Brando.


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