Inferno Speaker Causes Pain, Is Bad for Home Theater

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Inferno Speaker

The Inferno Speaker is the newest toy of the US Government in non-lethal torture devices defense measures.  This “Sonic Barrier” generates four different frequencies of sound which range between 2 and 5 KHz, and is no louder than 120db (not quite as loud as a “rock concert”).  The effects of this device are, according to unfortunate test subjects, much worse than the “Pain Ray“, another USA-Branded non-lethal torture crowd-control device that literally cooks you from a distance.  Long exposure to The Inferno is supposed to cause vertigo, nausea, and chest pains.  Honestly, I don’t know what’s so bad about vertigo, nausea, and chest pains.  That sounds like a pretty standard night for me after a couple rounds with Jack Daniels.  Once Jack is done punching me in the chest, I usually pound a bottle of vodka and go on roller coasters.  I’m thinking about picking up one of these Infernos for my own use if it can give me the same results in much less time.

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