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Tic-Tac-Toe For Alcoholics is Awesome, Makes Room Spin

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Finally, it seems that Brando has come up with a game aimed towards me, the unemployed alcoholic who spends most of their day trying to come up with new ways to stave off boredom while simultaneously drinking themselves into oblivion (and of course writing the occasional article).  Say hello to Tic-Tac-Toe: The Drinking Game!  It’s [...]

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Family Guy/Star Wars Bobbleheads: Nerds and Collectors Rejoyce!

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Urban Outfitters (proprietors of all things hip, ironic, and kitsch), is now offering some cool bobble heads in honor of the Star Wars episode of Family Guy.  There are three models as of right now: Darth Stewie, ChewBrian, and Quag-3P0 (but I assume that if they sell well enough, there will be more to come).  [...]

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Dry Erase Belt Buckle: Write Notes on Your Crotch!

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New, from 2bhipbuckels.com, comes the Dry Erase Belt buckle (which may or may not actually be hip).  This piece of analog DIY Belt-bucking flies in the face of decades months of geeky digital belt buckle dominance.  This thing seems like the best bar accessory I’ve seen in a long time.  I’ve spent years trying to [...]

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I Am Not A Douche

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Oh, but you are. You are, indeed. But please, make an attempt to mask this very apparent fact. These breath mints have a huge label that declares, “I’m not a douche.” So, at least with these, you can unsuccessfully convince those in the immediate vicinity that you are not one. Merch Bot is selling them [...]

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HTML In Real Life: Signs

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Ha! Introducing a new category/section. HTML In Real Life with document my finds of HTML in real life… in case you didn’t get the title. So, if you spot any sweet pictures of HTML in real life, comment on this post, and if it is sweet, we’ll add it to the gallery. Gallery after the [...]

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Sesame Street Videos Inspired Visual Thinking, Confirm Drug Use In the 1970s

March 6, 2008

This video is groovy, man. It apparently shows the “early years of visualization”, according to core77, but I have it on good authority that people had the ability to visualize things before 1971. It is evident, however, that the writers of this skit were completely high when writing it. Look around 2:19-2:45; that shape is [...]

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How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else

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How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else So, you’re annoying. You annoy people by constantly correcting their English or grammar; you swear in chatrooms and constantly use leet speak; you annoy people by pointing out when they are wrong; you breathe heavily through you nose, making that whistling sound; and to top it off, [...]

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Mobile Destop: Do You Really Utilize Free Wi-Fi at Starbucks? Not Until You’ve Tried This.

Thumbnail image for Mobile Destop: Do You Really Utilize Free Wi-Fi at Starbucks? Not Until You’ve Tried This. February 27, 2008

I am a big fan of inconveniences. I am also fond of point-making. In fact, I am inconveniently pointing this out to you from my cellphone, via text messaging. Not because I have to, my laptop is right next to me, but because I like making things difficult for myself and others. Well, this video [...]

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