This video will show you how to make your very own android head for about $30. Apparently the software will have it call you “Love” and “Master”. It does not, however, know how to do anything cool, like clean or cook, the two things I suck at. According to the video, it also gets jealous and talks too much. Ya, you already see where I’m going with this. It may act like a real girlfriend, but it’s also kinda creepy; I don’t know, something about bald Styrofoam heads with LCDs that give me the heebie-jeebies.