Caveman-esque Fighter’s Hair Kept Him From Being A Virtual Contender

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What would 1950′s Disneyland and THQ’s UFC 2009 Undisputed have in common? They both would omit nappy-headed hoe Clay Guida on account of his hair. It seems that THQ ran into a number of collision detection and clipping issues when it came to rendering his mangled mane. It became such a problem that THQ even offered him cash to cut his hair. Supposedly he refused, but I actually believe that it is physically impossible to cut his at this point as it has become self aware.

I don’t really think the loss is all that great. Clay Guida is a good enough fighter that he should be in the game, but I don’t think they are going to sell any fewer copies because of his absence. I think what is really going to hurt game sales is the omission of famous cage fighters Mad Max and Wolverine. I guess we’ll just have to wait until UFC 102 Evisceration to see this match up.


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