Forget clowns. Forget bounce houses. Forget chocolate fountains. Forget everything else you have ever considered to be good, clean fun. This is what a birthday party will need to be truly memorable. May I introduce a dream brought to life. The AirKick Water forces water out through a rocket nozzle directly under your soon-to-be-soiled seat […]

Asovision (most likely pronounced ASS-oh-vision) is the mastermind behind this new Olympics-inspired Quasi-Game.  The 5 Second Stadium Toy is basically a stopwatch without a screen displaying the passage of time.  Instead, there are just a couple of lights that let you know whether or not you have pressed the stop button at exactly the five […]

 
Finally, it seems that Brando has come up with a game aimed towards me, the unemployed alcoholic who spends most of their day trying to come up with new ways to stave off boredom while simultaneously drinking themselves into oblivion (and of course writing the occasional article).  Say hello to Tic-Tac-Toe: The Drinking Game!  It’s […]

Urban Outfitters (proprietors of all things hip, ironic, and kitsch), is now offering some cool bobble heads in honor of the Star Wars episode of Family Guy.  There are three models as of right now: Darth Stewie, ChewBrian, and Quag-3P0 (but I assume that if they sell well enough, there will be more to come).  […]

This shirt features the Gibson SG design, complete with clicky strum piece and whammy bar. It challenges the Guitar Hero Air Guitar for the “how to show you’re obsessed with Guitar Hero in the lamest way, possible” award. With this, you can rock out (’with your cock out’ is not recommended, and probably substantiates a […]

This new Elmo toy debuted at the toy fair in New York City. It is the most life-like to-date. He dances, tells stories, and has automated responses to certain stimuli and words. I can say, with much certainty, this Elmo is at least as creepy as the guy presenting it. I would try as […]