RSS 2.0Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 is Crazy, Disintigrator Not Impressed
February 19, 2008
If you like sticking small suction-cup tipped darts to things with glass surfaces, then Nerf has some great news for you. If you’re over the age of 13, then you’re probably not that interested in this news. The Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 is a fully-automatic, belt-driven, 25 dart-launching behemoth of a Nerf gun. The product description touts the confusing jargon awesome technical aspects of the gun.
This impressive blaster comes complete with a fold-up tripod to steady your aim, 25 sonic micro darts that whistle through the air when launched and a 25-dart belt. The NERF N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25 blaster features the Tactical Rail System allowing players to customize their blaster for each mission – for example, players can use the green ‘night vision’ Tactical Light accessory (sold separately) for nighttime missions.
I don’t know what a sonic micro dart is, but I can tell you what it isn’t: a rubber band. Also, I’m not sure what a tactical rail system is, but I can tell you what it isn’t: balsa wood. These are my preferred choices of ammo and weapon technology. They also happen to be the key components of the Disinitgrator: the world’s greatest form of toy-gun technology. Well, next to an AK-47, that is. Some of you might say that an AK-47 “isn’t a toy”, but toys are fun, and have you ever shot a bunch of hippies with an AK-47? I’m telling you, it’s the most fun you’ll have all week.
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9 Comments | Filed Under: Gadgets
Related Tags: Dart, Disintigrator, gun, Hippies, Nerf, Toy
31 Mar 2008 - 15:43
u do not suck
06 Aug 2008 - 6:31
sweet! i can’t wait to get one! i just need to make some money.
and lots of people older then 13 play with nerf guns. i am 14 and i like nerf, mostly moding nerf guns but you get the point.
20 Aug 2008 - 7:28
No. I do not get the point. Go get a life.
22 Nov 2008 - 9:25
oh snap this looks cool I have got to get it lol. UPDATE
I got it and it is SICK it shoots pretty fàr so yea check it out
03 Dec 2008 - 7:19
Man, this is awesome!!! I’m totally gettin it. And yes, people way older than 13 play with Nerf guns, all the time. Nick, if ur here to harass somone about likin nerf u can go fuck urself!!!
19 Feb 2009 - 10:53
hi
01 Nov 2009 - 10:00
Es jenial mens
19 Jun 2010 - 0:03
The Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 looks very good. My son Jonas is crazy about it. He’ll like to know, where he can buy it (Denmark) and how much the price on it is.
19 Feb 2011 - 11:02
I just bought two from toys r us and neither works on auto fire