Aura: The Voodoo We Do

For those of you that don’t believe in doctors, tests, consultants, or other health professionals, consider the following. Enter: Aura, a device that monitors your health and offersalternative treatment. “What is this treatment,” you ask? The Aura uses light, sound, and smell to affect your state-of-mind, thus improving your health. A few problems: one, it only covers these three senses - I have five to treat, people; and two, it sounds like a high-tech hippie machine to me. But, I believe this would be only for the rich hippie that knows how to invest. Most other hippies get a quick fix for their “alternative aura treatment”; they are called “alternative drugs” (also known as illegal drugs). More pictures after the jump.

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