Batter Finger is Gross: Thinly-Veiled Sex Toy

Sylvain Vanderhaegen and Jean Laurent Vie, the designers of the BatterFinger, have achieved an impressive feat.  They have managed to pass a sex-toy off as a fun kitchen tool for kids.  Seriously, while this thing was in product design, did nobody stop and say, “What the f*** is wrong with you guys?  This thing is a dildo on a stick!”  The site describes the tool (heh, see what I did there?) as follows:

Uh, oh. Have you been caught sticking your finger into that
irresistable cake batter again? Next time, don’t gross everyone
out – use your BatterFinger instead! It’s a handy silicone spatula
that stirs and scrapes with ease, and makes frosting a snap.

“Don’t gross everyone out”???  Why wouldn’t anybody be grossed out by you sticking some hand-shaped dildo on a stick into your cake!  “Sure, I don’t care where that thing’s been… go ahead and rub it all over my food!”  I tried doing something similar when I was working at Wendy’s some unnamed restaurant.  Needless to say, I’m no longer gainfully employed there.  I do, however, still enjoy rubbing sex toys on other peoples’ food when they’re not looking.  I’m a sick kid.

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