RSS 2.0Manhattan Style Goose Assholes… Wait, What?
February 1, 2008
This is for you people that love to eat ass. So, I was browsing through ebay and I spotted this out of the corner of my eye and I did a major double take. Apparently, this is 100 percent totally legitimate. The winner of this auction gets a 14.75 ounce can of… um… goose assholes. The ingredients consist of: varying size and maturity assholes, water, tomatoes, corn syrup, salt, enzyme modified cheddar cheese, carrots, citric acid and natural flavorings. Bidding has ended, so you have missed out on the opportunity to eat some ass. I, on the other hand, now have a decadent can of goose sphincter to share with my dinner guests tonight. A few more pics after the jump.
Thank you, ebay, I guess.
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01 Feb 2008 - 13:12
Eww, I hope those birds ran an enema first. I’m not tryin to toss no dirty salad.
01 Feb 2008 - 23:35
Hahaha. Ya, man, gross.
29 Apr 2008 - 14:37
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s just a label. You carefully peel off the label of any 14 oz. can (say, Spaghettios) and put this one in its place. Funny gag though
15 Oct 2009 - 13:43
thanks alot Homietowa, you ruined this for me!
i peeled back my label off my sacred goose assholes to find remains of a corn label.
and then….the fish assholes
GREEN BEANS!!!!!
my dream is ruined.
GFYS