B-52 Ejection Seat Will Not Save Your Life

This ejector seat, salvaged from an old B-52 aircraft, has been turned into an office chair. It comes in two models, upwards and downwards models, depending on which airplane deck it was torn from. In its office chair form, however, this thing is not going to save your life if you’re flying and crashing. Although, if you’re flying in your office, you’re probably actually not flying. You’re probably on LSD. In which case, this chair still won’t save your life, but it will watch you as you jump out the 5th story window.

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