The Mobius Strip climbers, now available from Landscape Structures, seem like an awesome new way to injure children.  The website boasts that “kids love climbing up, down, over and under as they test their strength and agility, and invent limitness new games”.  The only problem with this is what happens to the kids if they fail the […]

This bookshelf, by estúdio breder, presents the enthusiast book stacker with a unique way to prioritize the items on their bookshelf. Utilizing {braces}, [square brackets], and (parenthesis), this thing covers two different demographics. This is a bookshelf that no true literary or mathematical geek should go without. Besides, it just looks cool. It is […]

010010000110010101111001001011000010000001101110011001010111001001100100 (Translation for all you non-nerds: “Hey, nerd”)
This canvas tote bag, by RedPaperRecord, is for those of you that want to really stick it to the nearest nerd. Most people will see a big black bag with ones and zeros, but people fluent in binary will read, “fuck you”. This is a little more […]

Are you a busy person?  Do you have places to be and people to see?  Do you need to know what time it is, both in Analog and Digital?  If you answered yes to that last question, then some jackass Daniel Jarr has come up with the clock that you need to own.  On top […]

Because nothing of any importance is going on in the world, I have decided to let you all know about the most thrilling power supply ever invented by man. The Tributaries T12 Power Strip features 4 normal ports and 8 ports that conveniently rotate to allow for obnoxiously shaped power bricks. The devine surge protector also […]

This guy decided that he was just bored enough to turn one of his paintball guns into a p90 replica. I gotta say, it looks damn good. The only real complaint I have (and nerds, don’t hail me with your wordy bullets) is that SG1 kinda sucks. I would have called it a Counterstrike, […]

I like to go fast. I mean fast. I like to be going fast in everything I do. And, I like to know exactly how fast I’m going. I run like like a cheetah, drive like a mad man, swim like a fish, and bike like I have testicular cancer. […]

I am a big fan of inconveniences. I am also fond of point-making. In fact, I am inconveniently pointing this out to you from my cellphone, via text messaging. Not because I have to, my laptop is right next to me, but because I like making things difficult for myself and others. […]