Mosquito Helicopter Sucks, Gives Malaria

Say “Hello” to the Radio Control Micro Mosquito Helicopter from the Discovery Channel Store.  This tiny RC Helicopter is touted as being the World’s smallest and lightest stable indoor helicopter.  It offers you 5-7 minutes of flight time, and a 30 minute range.  It takes around 30 min to charge when completely dead, and weighs just one ounce.  Before I ordered mine, I was a little baffled as to why they chose such an unappealing name such as “Mosquito”.  Within a few minutes, however, I discovered the true nature of this beast.  It also features a 4-inch retractable blade that can be activated at any time during the flight and plunged into the nearest victim.  Well, perhaps that’s less of a feature, and more of a knife that I taped to it so I could stab people from up to 30 feet away.  Also, with the knife there it’s a little on the heavy side, so now I’ve just sorta resorted to throwing the thing at people.  Yeah, I’m kind of a jerk.