Real Life Halo Sword Exists, Is 2x Pointy

So someone out there named “Lionheartsrealm” has an e-bay store, and absolutely no life. They have created this 36 in. long deadly metal tweezer replica of the Energy Sword from Halo 2&3. The bidding has begun at $125.00, and has been climbing at a rapid rate all the way up to $127.45 (this guy is the leading bidder at the moment). The auction refers to this as a “Life Size Replica” of the sword, and says that it has a “custom handle fit for any elite”. I would bid myself, but I definitely fear the consequences. If wielding the sword in Halo causes people to yell and call you a sword-whore, I think wielding this thing in public would result in much worse name calling. Words like, “nerd”, “loser”, “dork”, and “OH MY GOD IT’S A STABBING MANIAC!!!” might be used liberally. Also, I don’t think the cops would appreciate the artistic merits of such a Halo re-enactment. One more pic after the jump