Team Fortress 2 Legos are Finally a Reality

Do you live in your parents’ basement? Do you have a 3,000 piece Lego replica of the Millennium Falcon hanging next to your Star Wars posters? Do you play Team Fortress 2? Has a woman never seen the inside of your room? If this describes you, well then you are in for a treat! Brendan Mauro has created a set of Lego figurines (no, they’re not action figures) representing the 9 different classes from Valve’s Team Fortress 2. No word yet about large-scale availability yet, but when it comes to products this unbelievably nerdy awesome, you can bet that there will be demand from the basement dwellers out there. I know that I’d love to play out all of my favorite Team Fortress 2 fantasies using these bad boys… unfortunately they are about as anatomically correct as Barbie. Also, the lack of articulated limbs renders my dream of the Engineer and the Soldier performing the “Alabama Crab Dangle” while suspended over a bed of rose petals all but impossible. Oh well, a man can dream…